Promise.Me.This.2007.SR.R5.XviD-REACTOR English SRT Subtitles - UF Original SUBS - EMRINHO
-=[ PROMISE ME THIS ]=-
Is that the school ?
The school is beside the church.
No, no that is the school.
You are so classic.
Thanks.
We will find the school and everything...
Everything will be there,
Only we will disappear.
Look how he is sleeping.
Grandpa, why?
Mister!
Magister Maksimovic...
from the ministry of education...
with collegue's...
I apologize, is there any school near?
Take your seat Cane.
Stanimire , today we are going to study russian grammar cases.
[speaking Russian]
Is this a school!?
Not anymore sister.
Have a drink.
Dont cry, it's not healthy,
such beautiful eyes should not cry.
Donīt.
Just a moment...
Its my beer !
Is this coal from state?
Yes it is.
Extinguish the fire!
Write!
Mr. Supervisor, beacuse the school has only one student
beacuse the school has only one student
I'm typing.
Are you typing?
I'm typing.
Are you typing?
I'm typing.
I state that the school does not fill basic conditions for work.
With decision from ministry of Republic Serbia
this school will be closed for inspection
that means, keys...
Educational employee on waiting
till transfer on new duty.
And the student will be
redirected to closest school.
Signature
Why you cry, are you sad about school?
No, I feel sad about teacher.
What did i say about coal from state!
I will put order here.
Grandpa, what is it, donīt cry.
Donīt cry grandpa.
I m not crying.
Let me sleep.
Something cracked in my head.
I feel like crying
What was break in the head?
I m near the end
my brain is falling apart
Grandpa will go
Right away or?
Not now
but soon
What are you doing?
Turn on the sedative
Come Cvetka there is something nice.
Look...
What are you looking? Go , shame on you.
Grandpa!
Are you alive?
My grandpa
I decide to start from beginning
and there is one empty place
Never.
But miss...
Old days are coming man never know
Some operation.
You see?
I guarantee,to sacrifice for you
But women, i will give everything for you
Woman go away from this village, and this farmers
Last hole on earth.
I came in this hole alone, my own choice.
You fill horny or?
Look friend , Bosa is getting smarter
You dont ask how is health?
Sheīs smarter now, waiting, waiting
waiting to marry with you
and such a woman, that drama
hills....
woman like limousine
With what good are you coming?
Its not so good,
bull needīs to be castrated
Omo,omni,lopus
Its really strong my friend...
We are fixing feet or...?
No.
We cleaning him.
From what?
From sin.
Can animal be a sinner?
Animal canīt, people are sinners.
So why are we cleaning him?
That he doesīn bother the cows.
And that cows not disturbing him also.
I donīt understand.
You will, you will, hold the balls.
You calling me to come
Do you think iīm scared?
Whatever death comes, is not worse then my life.
Look at my Cane.
Where i m gonna leave him?
And to who?
To fill your grandpaīs testament
you need to do three things.
First, you will take cow to town and sell it
and buy icon of St.Nikola.
Buy also something for yourself.
Some souvenir, something you like
What will I buy?
Donīt know.
Town is made for, everything you see you wanna buy.
You will have money, be smart and choose with heart.
Ok, icon, souvenir, is there third thing.
Yes there is third.
Should i buy something for Bosa?
Leave Bosa out of this
If you buy, buy doesnīt matter.
What is the third?
Find in town one nice and good wife.
Should I buy it?
If you can, buy it.
There is no luck if you need to pay for wife.
Grandpa, what we need wife for?
You need wife.
When i die, on this two hills
You and Bosa will be alone
You need wife, you need family, children.
Iīm to little for that grandpa.
To little, come come...
Now i show you, come, come
To little, you say.
But when you watched Bosa
when she was bading naked
then you didnt be little
But Bosa is bading like once in year
Thatīs why you need wife, that you look her every day
That you take a bath every day
and that every day then thing, you know
You know that....
To hug.
Nothing
Go...
Cane, umbrella...
take the umbrella.
Cane, you have in the town a man called Trifun, a shoemaker...
He's got a house near the bridge
If you need something, he is my stepbrother.
Is Trifun alive?
I dont know.
I know where his house is.
Ok.
Ladies and gentlemen...
The great Gimba.
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Fire!
Heīs gone...
Look!
Farmer, i fuck your farmer mom
Sorry.
I fuck your cow.
My life's aim is to kill a farmer.
To kill a farmer.
To kill the man.
You think its easy to kill someone.
Its not.
You need to plan, discuss
You need a good weapon
What good weapon,
not like you, what? take the gun in your hands?
feel bad and shot him?
But you wanna fuck the cow?
First i would fuck the cow, after that it doesnīt matter
Did you know that cows today are products
of genetic engineering
they are just standing, eating, shitting
and producing milk.
Straight into a machine.
I know some stuff, but about engineering I don't know a thing
You dont know?
Does anyone understand?
What do you say?
Boss, I'll work with anything for money just tell me and will fuck a cow, i will..
But i donīt have the money...
I donīt have money..
But you know that i know,
come with me..
Where is the money?
Tommorow or?
Tommorow you are in hell.
In hell, you bastard.
Did you harvest?
I have little field boss, maybe for the weekend we can go there.
And the cow, did she give birth?
Yes, yes, she did boss
And what does farmers drink?
Whiskey.
Look how he is bleeding...
Watch out, the car...
Blood...
Did he pay?
Cleaning.
Is this a good place for that.
Don't worry, it's bulletproof.
Detonation coming, open your mouths!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
From the start.
Jasna, Jasna
Make lunch, you have carrots in the fridge.
But it's your turn to make lunch.
You will be home earlier, 35 minutes on low temperature
Don't worry
I was get an A in biology.
You probably wonder
how the twins exist here.
Because Serbia can offer Americans maximum security options
And he knows that, do you know how?
Because he is a professional in his trade.
Easy!
Krivokapici!
How are we gonna go forward in this world, when they are pulling us back.
To city hall an old textile factory is more important
than great ideas
Like taking care of antiques!
Corruption...
Don't you worry about anything, we are taking down the building in 15 days.
We will do the job like if it were for ourselves.
afterwards it's thing for the commission.
That's my worry.
You have one more problem.
Money guarantee.
Guaranted.
Now.
Easy.
Ok people, I'm speaking about the investment here,
around 2 billion,
and you are joking me about 20.000
25.000 is agreed
Yes, 25
50 % right now.
People,
How long am I going to teach you about business
The building will lean 47 degrees.
The rest is up to gravity.
City hall has nothing to do with it.
Then you build that Taj mahal.
What Taj Mahal?
I'm building the new world trade center
First in Serbia.
It sounds like she's horny.
Don't worry, just watch out for wild pigs.
When I remember, I get goosebumps.
Officer, pay the people.
To me , I'm cashier.
There is your business partner.
Jasna, get out, the show is starting.
Jasna come out to see.
Grandma what is he doing?
Bastard was fall in love
Then he won't know what to do.
Go wash your hands, and eat.
Jasna look.
Your mom is doing this.
My mom is a teacher, she works in a kindergarden.
Yes, she does, right.
Wash your hands, quick and then eat.
And now the star of the night, the irresistable Dragica the pig.
Come, come
Jasna, look!
Go away - i will call the police!
Call, they will not come, they're in the pub watching your mom!
Leave me and my mom alone, do you hear?
Watch and learn, you will need it.
Go away...fucking bastards.
Did you wash your hands?
I didn't.
Wash now, fucking shit, or I'm coming in!
Your mom is a teacher, with children.
I was see you on the bridge.
I recognized you.
Say to Tomic, that I don't wanna see any of his bastards here.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Go now, bastard.
I'm not a bastard.
So what are you?
I'm farmer.
So you dare to joke now.
Farmer, wake up!
Oh my god i killed a man.
Sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you.
Cow.
Do i look like a cow?
Far from that.
Where is my cow?
She's there.
Hey farmer, your umbrella!
Iīm Cane.
Iīm Jasna.
What, what?
Thanks god, thank you for the angel.
You are bit early but it's ok
What are you doing here Bosa?
Cane told me that I can come.
Cane is not the head of the house.
Yes, he is, he is big now- send him to town.
You should ask me, not Cane, ME!
oh my god and St.Nikola
What do you want Bosa?
I want that you eat something.
Did you cook soup on weeds? Get out of here!
What weeds? I made you nice soup.
Go, go!
Let me work!
You need to get in shape 'til Cane comes.
Did you see that?
Yes, I see...
Hold this.
Good day kid, does your cow have papers?
No, she only has me.
Animals need to have papers.
Medical paper, blue paper, yellow paper, red paper...
Isn't that for motor vehicles?
What do you know?
Show me your ID card.
I donīt have that.
You donīt have ID?
Quarantine.
Go!
My little sweet baby!
What has the cow got to do with my ID?
Kid, donīt play smart with me, it's the rules of the EU
The cow goes in quarantine, and you in prison for 2 days.
Help me!
People help!
Probably from Italy.
Sure.
Heīs looking for Trifun.
The shoemaker?
Maybe heīs hungry?
One more?
Farmer.
Why are you looking for Trifun?
They took my Cvetka.
They took his ant.
Fuck the ant.
How old was she?
Twelve years.
Young ant.
It's a pity, kid.
Kid..
Maybe he is a spy? Go check that.
Thanks.
Where are you going, farmer?
Where are you going?
I go look for Trifun.
He told Trifun.
Say what do you need Trifun for?
Trifun is my grandfathers stepbrother.
Trifun is dead - why do you need him?
I donīt know anyone in this town.
If only someone could help me.
What did he sad?
He thinks Trifun is a vampire,
his grandpa and Trifun are stepbrothers.
And that he doesnīt have anyone else in town.
Noone you sad?
What are we to you?
Stepbrother!
My stepbrother.
Do you even know how often my grandfather,
talked about your grandfather
No, you donīt know
You donīt know, you donīt!
For Zivojin!
This is Trifun.
Grandpa.
For Trifun!
Sorry grandpa.
When Trifun and your grandpa drink.
All west serbia is crying.
Thatīs why he died, and his business was bancrupt.
Grandpa didnīt die because of alcohol!
He died because he was a spiritual man.
Grandpa was a spiritual man, God bless his soul.
But he was a drinker also.
And we, we work for criminals
Shame on us.
Hmm, my baby...
You are surrounded, give us the ant!
And the Cvetka
the Cow also.
This world is out of love.
Real, friendly love.
Would you be so kind as to give me the gun?
Thankyou for the confidence.
Fucker!
Come, we'll go slowly...
Cvetka!
My Cvetka.
Buy a candle for Trifun, and light it...
and light it.
You understand?
Yes, yes.
O, how these americans demolish, with great honor.
They tear down, but they rebuild also.
And demolish.
And rebuild.
It's better to demolish.
The rest of the money, spend as you like.
Not what i want, it's what I must.
What?
He probably has some debts.
Are you in debt to someone?
To grandpa.
I need to buy an icon, some souvenir, and to find a wife.
Grandpa is getting married?
No, no, the wife is for me.
I donīt wanna do it anymore.
You donīt understand, the interest, taxes, all those cost.
How do you count that?
I was work with that only for you.
And then everything...
The more i work , the more I fall into debt.
I will not give Jasna.
You ruined me, you will not ruin her.
Listen, Iīm giving you a solution here.
To your daughter orgasm, and to you money.
Even in America they do the same thing..
I'm like an international bank, there is no credits.
If you cooperate, you get new credits.
If you don't - I fuck,I fuck.
Until the nervous breakdown.
A seria of nervous breakdown, in serials.
Mom!
Mother! Where are you?
No, not now, it's the most important,..
Stop...
What are you doing?
Iīm dancing.
And you?
I go change clothes,
and then to the firm, to straighten things out with that bastard.
Grandma, is that a thief?
No my child, that looks like love.
Go in the house and eat, this is not for you.
Oh boy, what mess did you get into?
Stepbrother!
They want to take Jasna as a slave.
What are you yelling for?
You need to help me.
They're gonna take Jasna.
What is he saying?
It's the testament.
What testament?
Grandpaīs testament.
Testament, shame on you.
Stepbrother, I can't break the testament.
I need to bring a wife.
Wife!
I think is good now.
We will see.
This is going well..
Boss, let me shoot those bastards.
They will shoot us, look how nervous they are.
Just give me the word, I'll shoot them all.
Donīt wave with those hands, stupid!
When the time comes, we shoot them like little kittens.
Hands up!
Donīt worry, they are our friends.
Hey people, do you know what Europe will do,
If you touch their people? and in america....
Hands up!
Hey, why did you lie that there is three of them?
I swear there was three.
Ok, where is the third one?
Heīs up, on the roof.
You took the gun from my godfather.
It's from 1823, thatīs unique.
Smith and Weston.
Listen to this.
So!
Peace peace peace, noones fault it is.
Noones fault it is, join hands.
What a machine!
It's yours, and ours.
And mine, and yours.
Air conditioning, everything...
I'll take you far away, from this gang of farmers.
These idiots.
Nice skin!
Natural.
Three priest will marry us.
Wedding.
Saturday.
Tenīo clock, church St.Marko.
After that, straight to the airport.
Honeymoon.
Bruxelles, seven days, all in the package.
Kiss me, rough, cruel, until nervous breakdown.
We will do that in better conditions, at home.
I will show you...
Fuck your farmers mom...
Stepbrother, Trifun, thank you for the help.
And you grandpa, live till I bring a wife.
St. Nikola.
900 dinars.
Farmer, where is the cow?
Jasna, I was sell the cow and bought a icon.
I mean they first stole it from me.
Who stole what?
The cow, but that's not important now.
I took the money.
And you?
What me?
You recognized me.
I have already.
How did you find the cow?
Cvetka?
My grandfathers stepbrother was help me.
He's dead, but he helped me.
How could dead man help?
Iīm so stupid.
There is his grandsons, they helped me.
Grandpa was tell me that I will recognized you,
from the first look.
Is he dead also?
No, but he said he will die, if I donīt fill the testament.
Does it hurt?
No.
You are really funny.